Food Mart

On my way ova to the Food Mart, I decided i wasn't in tha mood for flamin hot cheetos an' chicken wangs. I wanted some spam. Ooo weee that sounded good. I had just walked in the front door of tha food mart when i saw this suckah jackin tha last can of spam. He slipped it in his coat, and I started to walk ovah ta set him straight, but Officer Duvious got to the fool first. I let it go, cause I didn wanna get mixed up in all uh that. I watched as he explained himself to her and realized I coul' use a kid like him. She decided to let him dip out and tol' him to stay out of trouble. Heh, we'll see about that. I walked on ova' and introduced myself.